I had this dream of being the number one corridor outfitter and salesman in the state of New South Wales. I came up with the idea when I was a young man, just finished schooling. I did my research. You hear nothing but other people's opinions when you're that age. I looked around and saw people making good money off kitchens, bathrooms, sunrooms, saunas, pools and sheds. Plenty of shops with plant pots and lamps for your bedroom. And nothing but fuck all for your corridor. Can you believe that? Your corridor. Where do you spend the most time each day? Whether you're trudging to the john or dawdling to the kitchen for a snack, or just stopping to enjoy the pictures on the wall, you're spending nearly the whole day in the corridor. It was a major growth sector.