At long last Otzi the Iceman awoke in the museum and pulled the arrowhead from his shoulder. His world was, inevitably, gone. He shattered the glass case that held him and went out to wander the trails again. By the side of the highway a lonely wind cracked his bones. I want to…
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We were at Bert Nert's, the new All-You-Can-Eat Hotdog restaurant way out on the edge of town next to the glass crusher's and the gun factory. We got…
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I woke from a long nap and I was already late for the ceremonial harvesting of the gourd. The woods with the gourd were way out on the outskirts of…
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"We're going back to warlords," declared the American president as he signed into law the bill making every governor, every mayor a warlord of their…
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Let me tell you about my Saab. It was one hour to midnight at the green lagoon and I was throwing pebbles onto the surface of the water and watching the…
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For $3500 me and five men whose work philosophy and pillars of aesthetic belief match mine 100% will come to your place of business and implement "Star…
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So I'm sitting at my desk, trying to get in the zone, halfway through a difficult pick up. And Wespresso the coffee robot is bumping gently against my…
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