I was hanging around outside the lab. I was trying to get some sympathy from the doctors. I was whining at them every time one walked past, going "aw, shit, I guess I'm just an ugly little fucker. No one looks as bad as me," making my face all screwed up and wrinkly. I dunno what…
When you go back home all the old boys and girls you knew when you lived there are still there. The ones who treated you mean and the ones who never…
The aliens showed up and made war with the citizens of planet Earth, and in doing so killed billions, either with the explosives fired from their space…
I invented a new sport. I invented it right there in the lounge room, in amongst Margie doing homework and baby Jason tossing pillows around and Jenny…
I got home from work, bag in the slot by the door, shoes in the shoe slot. I opened the couch and slumped down. What a day. Leaned my head back. Closed…
Wolfman moved to town and tried to give it a go. He got a job digging holes and skulked around after dark, eating possums. His big paws slipped across…
There was chatter on my row of vats, which was a great row of vats to be on, given its position near the top of the TechnoSpire and all the advantages…
In 2011 I had a moderately-trafficked music blog, just like everybody else. Part of the way that that particular system of music pollination worked was…
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