I was hanging around outside the lab. I was trying to get some sympathy from the doctors. I was whining at them every time one walked past, going "aw…
When you go back home all the old boys and girls you knew when you lived there are still there. The ones who treated you mean and the ones who never…
The aliens showed up and made war with the citizens of planet Earth, and in doing so killed billions, either with the explosives fired from their space…
I invented a new sport. I invented it right there in the lounge room, in amongst Margie doing homework and baby Jason tossing pillows around and Jenny…
I got home from work, bag in the slot by the door, shoes in the shoe slot. I opened the couch and slumped down. What a day. Leaned my head back. Closed…
Wolfman moved to town and tried to give it a go. He got a job digging holes and skulked around after dark, eating possums. His big paws slipped across…
There was chatter on my row of vats, which was a great row of vats to be on, given its position near the top of the TechnoSpire and all the advantages…
In 2011 I had a moderately-trafficked music blog, just like everybody else. Part of the way that that particular system of music pollination worked was…
Me and my buddies L'thran and Elevir were out scouting around the ruins of Molvan Dún, the ancient dwarf city which had once been full of cool dwarf…
There should be a guy who every morning rides his bicycle down to the main street and sets up a small glass case of beautiful cakes he has made. He…
I had this dream of being the number one corridor outfitter and salesman in the state of New South Wales. I came up with the idea when I was a young…
No one believed me when I found the haunted footy. It was in the grass on the side of the oval and when I picked it up and kicked it it grubbed straight…