THE ROCK BREAKERS

I was hanging around outside the lab. I was trying to get some sympathy from the doctors. I was whining at them every time one walked past, going "aw, shit, I guess I'm just an ugly little fucker. No one looks as bad as me," making my face all screwed up and wrinkly. I dunno what I was hoping for. Just kidding. I was hoping for a little human kindness. …