THE AFTERMATH OF THE SCENE AT BERT NERT’S

We were at Bert Nert's, the new All-You-Can-Eat Hotdog restaurant way out on the edge of town next to the glass crusher's and the gun factory. We got out there with Donna and her new fiance, Rick Steve. Rick Steve was a singlet guy. The whole dinner she kept calling him Rick Steve. "Donna," I wanted to pick her up by her sweet little waist and scream at…