NEWS ARTICLES I HAVE RECENTLY READ BUT CANNOT JUST NOW FIND THE LINK FOR
"Game Changer": Archaeologists Discover an Uncontacted Tribe Of US Senators Debating and Passing Laws of Silvery Perfection
"It's So Obvious When You Know": The Apps & Games So Good They Make You Want To Browse Them When You're Driving, Causing You To Total Your Subaru Forester & Then Buy Another One, And How Subaru Knows About That
There Is A Secret Pathway At The Botanical Gardens That Leads To A Display So Stunning It Made The Jaded Senior Gardener, Who Has Worked There Since 1958, Hold His Head In His Hands And Weep
At Last: The Trilobites Have Returned
"Perfection": My Good Friend Fitzmichael's New Stock Of Hand-Painted Feature Tiles Could Not Be More Exquisite
"Not Picking Them Up": The Pot Lids That The Young Master Knocked Off The Counter To Provoke The Cook Will Stay Where They Are Until Father Disciplines One Of Them
Some Truth To The Prophecy? The Corpse Of Mad Grandmother Abigail, On Display In The Family Mausoleum These Last 8 Years, Has Begun To Move Again
Lost Its Shine: When I Thought The Game Was Called "Temptress" I Played It For Hours On End, But Since Learning Its True Name Of "Tetris" My Interest Has Abated
"Been Watching Them All My Life": This Elderly Pensioner Claims That, Despite The Commonly Held View That We Can't See Tectonic Plates Moving Because They Move So Slowly, The Truth Is That - Like A Hummingbird's Wings - It's Because They Move So Fast
I Am Certain That The Large Pod On My Broad Bean Stalk Contains A Perfect Baby Boy
Disaster Unfolding: This Culinary Cretin Has Cooked Down All The World's Spinach Into A Single Smallish Portion
Ho Now. What's That In Your Hand, Boy? A Shiny Coin? For Me?
Pretend You Saw Nothing: It Doesn't Matter If You Saw Mother Superior Of The Neighbouring Convent Sneaking Into Father Algernon's Chambers During Vespers. No One Will Believe You. I'm Not Even Sure That I Do
A Merry-Go-Round, A Loved One, A Sharpened Candy Cane. The "Christmas Lathe" Trend Is Sweeping The Nation - Here's Why You Shouldn't Try It