LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY SAAB II

Let me tell you about my Saab. I was relayed coordinates from a Russian lieutenant, trapped and sinking aboard a ruined nuclear submarine captained by an lunatic Donetsk separatist 500 metres below the surface of the Barents Sea. I was a recreational diver, swept way off course by oceanic currents. He held a two ruble coin in his hand and tapped it in M…