I DISCOVERED A NEW FRUIT

I was travelling through thick forest and found it dangling from a lush, large-leafed bush.

I discovered a new fruit. I was travelling through thick forest and found it dangling from a lush, large-leafed bush that thrust it into the light like a gift, or I grew it in a specially-built glasshouse, feeding it thoughtfully selected infusions of filthy mulch and humus. I forget which, and it's not important. Or I found it growing out of some sidew…