THE MISSION
I was born on another planet and came to Earth and found that I had strange and terrible new powers. Oh no. On my home planet I was just a regular kid. I goofed around in my glupt (nest) with my florps (blood kinsmen). I gave my mother hell when she roasted the gleets (bugs) I didn't like for dinner. We ran around on the sun-scorched plain until our fee…
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