"Empower me with your ancestors' sword and a scabbard to place it in, sire," I asked the king, "and your confidence, in addition, and I will travel to the lake of Lerna and slay the Hydra who lives there." So he did and off I went, out on a terrific journey on a strong horse with…
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I traveled through a wormhole of some kind, it doesn't matter what, to an alternate universe where none of the great cultural or artistic achievements…
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At long last Otzi the Iceman awoke in the museum and pulled the arrowhead from his shoulder. His world was, inevitably, gone. He shattered the glass…
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We were at Bert Nert's, the new All-You-Can-Eat Hotdog restaurant way out on the edge of town next to the glass crusher's and the gun factory. We got…
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I woke from a long nap and I was already late for the ceremonial harvesting of the gourd. The woods with the gourd were way out on the outskirts of…
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Let me tell you about my Saab. It was one hour to midnight at the green lagoon and I was throwing pebbles onto the surface of the water and watching the…
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